I'm bad!

I gotta figure out where mommy keeps the dynamite.
(oh-ah-ah-oh)
I’ll get some measuring tape so I can time it right.
(oh-ah-ah-oh)
I know it’s dangerous, I know you’re thinking I am a fool...
(oh-ah-ah-oh)
But it’s the only chance I’ll ever get to look so cool.
(look so cool)

Hey, look at me casually walking away, like
Action Movie Hero Boy
in slow-mo, everything glowing
and blowing to bits right behind me


You see it all the time in theaters on the silver screen,
(oh-ah-ah-oh (bah, bah, bah-dah))
like when the good guy blows the bad guy’s house to smithereens.
(oh-ah-ah-oh (bah, bah, bah-dah))
I got a movie-making camera and a dozen grenades.
(oh-ah-ah-oh (bah, bah, bah-dah))
I’m looking tough, I got the stuff, I got the spiffy shades
(spiffy shades)

Hey, look at me casually walking away, like
Action Movie Hero Boy
in slow-mo, everything glowing
and blowing to bits right behind me


I am aware it’s just a movie.
I’m aware it’s a cliché.
I am aware I’m being stupid.
I’m aware of that but hey--
This is just something that I gotta do.
Yeah (yeah.)


Hey, look at me casually stumbling down, like
Action Movie Blooper Reel
in slow-mo, everything glowing
and blowing to bits,
including me.